Top 5

Top Five Prague Hairstyles That I Will Never Sport

1. The Mullet. Enough said.

2. The Dreaded Rat-Tail. As if rat-tails were enough of an affront to hair everywhere, the dreaded rat-tail takes the rat-tail to epic poor-fashion heights. Instead of a long tail of hair running down your back, why not dread it and have three long dreads running down the rest of your back!

3. The A-Symmetrical, Half-Shaved Head. A-symmetricals are sometimes ok. When half of your head is shaved, it is just a no-no.

4. The Red Hair. It's not a natural red. It's an Easter egg red. Think Frenchie from Grease.

5. The Fake Dreads. You know those hair binders with the fake hair attached, giving little girls removable (and age-appropriate) extensions? Think of one of those with purple and green dreads. On an eight-year-old.

Amy. Be proud.